Kala Chode 

something that people do when they have the opportunity.

you and i making love :)

such as kala chode ;)

Kala Chode by Anonymous2966 July 11, 2010

kolachode 

A kolache that is misshapen or deform

Dude you ate all the sausage eggs, and all you left me was this fucking kolachode. Asshole.

kolachode by Logan March 27, 2005