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Juicy Fuckbag 

Someone who is a complete and utter failure and asshole.

Juicy because they are so plump and full of fail.
Fuckbag because quite simply, they are a bag of filled, and possibly overflowing, FUCK.

Sometimes, it can be another word for Cunt.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob: Wow, Mary sucks at life.
Tom: Yea, I know. She can't even make friends on myspace.
Bob: She's such a Juicy Fuckbag.

EXAMPLE 2:
Bill: My ex-girlfriend is such a Cunt!
Jack: Shush!! My Grandma can hear you!
Bill: Oh Shit sorry. I mean, she's such a Juicy Fuckbag.
Juicy Fuckbag by Go Wait In The Car! February 23, 2009

fuck juice 

The funky mixture of juices and liquids that is generated when people fuck (e.g., sweat, sperm, and pussy juice).
Damn', we got fuck juice all over your new sofa.
fuck juice by s'fisher July 5, 2005

Juice-a-FUCK-afy 

1. To steep fruit in flavored rum overnight for a deliciously fruity beverage the next day.

2. To make a solid object such as fruit, a liquid by bomb/firecracker/meat grinder/punch power and put in rum.
Me: We are going to put that mango in the coconut rum and let it...
Friend: Marinate?

Me: Nah juice-a-fuck-afy it over night.

Friend: That sounds superb.
Juice-a-FUCK-afy by Lucky S. June 6, 2011

Fuck Juice 

A combination of several alcohol spirits, fruit juices and fizzy drinks which when mixed creates a potent concoction that will guarantee to get you fucked.

Fuck Juice can often be found at house parties and other special occasions but the term was birthed at Outlook Festival in Croatia.
"Yo are we reaching that party tomorrow? I'll bring the fuck juice"

"I can't remember anything after the fuck juice"

"This fuck juice doesn't taste as bad as it should"

"We need more fuck juice"
Fuck Juice by Outlook Mandem January 13, 2013

Stupid Fuck Juice

The juice that people who think Epstein killed himself drink.
Are you seriously drinking stupid fuck juice? You must think Epstein killed himself.