to be mauled, chopped up, hacked,sliced-n-diced, chainsawed, knifed, wood-chipped, ran-over-by an Ice cream truck, randomly destroyed, pushed down the steps, speared, hammered, serial crushed, crow-barred, pipe-wrenched, burnt to a crisp via Flamethrower, pick-axed, cinder-blocked, lawn-mowed, and any other way of meeting or nearly meeting your demise in a horror or B-rated horror films. Dedicated to all of the John and Jane Doe's that brutally died in horror/cheesy-B/thrillers/chillers.

Holy shit!" yelled Shamte and Watercloud, "that dude just got jimiked!!

jimiked by Abnormelli April 10, 2011

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Jiminey Crumpets

Simply means "What the Fuck"

John:"Hey man i fucked that chick Molly last night"
Garrick:"I hope you were drunk that bitch looks like a horse!"
Corey:"Jiminey Crumpets!"

Jiminey Crumpets by Corey, Garrick, and John September 23, 2007

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Jiminey Cricket

The man who stops the world for you. The moon in the sky. The love of ones life. Someone you never stop thinking about. With gentle eyes, a radiant smile, and a kiss that makes your knees weak. A different type of brotha. With a mention of his name, you can't help but smile. Your sweetest friend.

I'm so happy to have Jiminey Cricket in my life. Jiminey Cricket is the sweetest man I know. I'd give my all just to have one day with Jiminey Cricket

Jiminey Cricket by WonderWomanReni May 9, 2011

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jiminez

A very cool person, and an interesting person.

Jack is such a jiminez, I love him.

jiminez by Frank Sodes October 29, 2006

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