Jens's Constant 

The result when summing all the divisors of the numbers from 1 to 9. Seems to be a fundamental constant of nature, since it occurs many times on the Internet.

Youtube Poll:
69% yes
31% yesn't
Jens's Constant, nice ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Jens's Constant by sevenfour March 2, 2021

Jens Stoltenberg 

To speak English in a VERY HEAVY Norwegian accent.

Jens Stoltenberg: I em deh NATO sheef .

Us: I am the NATO cheif.

Jens Stoltenberg by Norgemannen November 28, 2020

jens stoltenberg 

Jens Stoltenberg is a guy who finds pleasure in saying "Yo, banana boy!" while actively trying to spread socialism through his worker's party. A jens is also a person who speaks English with an extreme Norwegian accent.

Quote: "Jå, bannanna båj!"

"Damn, this guy sure loves to say "Yo, banana boy!" while spreading socialism! He must be a Jens Stoltenberg!"

jens stoltenberg by Sunnifant January 1, 2015

Jens Sublimes 

Jen's, a point, push against a sharp stick, a skateboard, to open up to shove

Sublimes to hide, to cover up to Vail

That guy Jen's a skateboard Jen's the door open Jen's him. Sublime that girl. He used a sublime to hide. he sublimes and I don't know where he's at . He Jens Sublimes means girl skateboards in hiding, pushes her Way through a crowd

Jens Sublimes by anonymous June 24, 2025

Going to Jen's 

When you're fed up with a situation or person. To move on, or move out. To give up.

Origin: A Youtube video was posted where a 5 year old girl was irate and preaching that she was tired of her house, lack of room for her toys, and mean brother for throwing dirt at her...so she proclaimed repeatedly that she was "going to jen's".

Jill was tired of everyone yelling all night so she she shouted out, "I'm going to jen's!!!"

Going to Jen's by Charlotte the meeper August 11, 2015

Jen’s Bush 

A middle aged lady who lets her muff go. It will turn white and look like a small shrub tree!

I had some dirty dishes with dried food however lucky that I could use Jen’s Bush to clean them!

Jen’s Bush by SKacsir June 11, 2018

Jen's tots 

To describe something ridiculously good.

That taco was on point, like Jen's tots.

Jen's tots by Mrroccopocco November 9, 2018