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Je suis baguette 

Sentence used by 90% of american dumbasses that think they can speak french while they don't even realize that they just said they are goddamn baguettes.

Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec 

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French
Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN