Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

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dick jacket by 3x9 March 15, 2011

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If a girl sleeps around a alot, she is said to have many "dick's on her jacket." Like war medals on a soldiers uniform.

Wrap it up if you hook up with her. She's got alot of dick's on her jacket.

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To interrupt a male with conversation while he is at the urinal.

I was taking a leak and Dave wanted to talk about the Thompson account.

Man, you were dick-jacked.

dick-jacked by mr.ben August 7, 2006

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Look that bitch trying to kiss my boyfriend that little dick jacker!!!

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