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pulled a jack warner

To pull a Jack Warner is to pull out of something at the last minute.
You: So what time are we meeting him?
Me: Ahh we're not anymore he pulled a Jack Warner 10 minutes ago.

Jack Warner 

jack warner said ask your mother because he is a bottom hole
Jack Warner by popohole December 8, 2017

jackwagoner 

A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
Do snowflakes bother you? Not anymore than a hemorrhoid "Jackwagoner"
jackwagoner by cfaithwilliams December 23, 2017