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insultation period 

In a corporate setting, when making staff redundant, there is a legal requirement to pretend that the proposed staff cuts are merely being considered, and have not formally been decided on. There is a gap of several weeks “consultation period” between the announcement and the actual redundancies taking effect. During this period people who are about to be summarily executed get several weeks to be repeatedly asked how they “feel about the changes”. Since this “consultancy” is entirely fictitious, and is in fact a patronising artefact of gormless corporate stupidity , it is more accurately referred to as the “insultation period”.
Fuck me, I’ve just been made redundant after 10 years service! I just have to endure the insultation period for the next 2 weeks, but then I bring in the wheelbarrow to pick up my payout!_

Insultation

An alternative form to the noun of 'insult', mainly to be used when one feels creative and would like to come off as being more smart than they actually are. Taken after 'accumulation', 'confiscation', etc.
"This insultation definition lacks creativity, it's just an insultation of an insultation."
Insultation by the pie cows March 2, 2010

Insectacon 

People who sexualy enjoy insects in animation. Insect X Human, Human X Insect, ect.
Guy 1: Is that insect hentai?
Guy 2: Yep I am a Insectacon
Insectacon by Blaze .B. King April 15, 2021

investation 

To fill a building or premises with paying patreons for the purpose of a paranormal investigation.
We were impressed with last night's investation at our paranormal investigation.
investation by Hauntedchick September 21, 2020

indictation 

n. when one makes a demand in the form of a suggestion. "Indictate" is a portmanteau of "indicate" and "dictate."
Dad: I was thinking, bud, that maybe you should get onto finding a job soon.

Son: Thanks for the friendly indictation, pop!
indictation by A J D Jones February 2, 2008

insectanation 

The act of being inseminated by an insect (in particular a house fly) How this occurs: fly lands on random load of semen, then unknowingly or knowingly (yet to be determined) lands on woman's vagina, which results in a subsequent pregnancy.
Considering the fact that she is a virgin, insectanation may explain her current pregnancy.
insectanation by HCP November 12, 2014