Incantacipated

the inability to speak correctly, or formulate a sentence due to weak-mindedness, or being dim-witted.

Shelby was incantacipated while trying to describe how the word retarded no longer means what people think it means.

Incantacipated by cndee13 April 9, 2012

incatacipated 

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

incatacipated by jentwo June 13, 2016

Incatacitated 

When you have been incapacitated by a cat deciding to sit, lie or snuggle next to you.

Sorry I can't make breakfast, I'm incatacitated

Incatacitated by Rausages September 23, 2023