In-law in-law 

Your spouse's brother's/sister's spouse. Basically someone who will never be related to your kids, so you don't have to give a shit about. The feeling is mutual.

Your Wife: "My brother Todd's wife is such a cow!"

You: "Who gives a rat's? She's my in-law in-law."

In-law in-law by Uncle Des August 9, 2010

law-in-law 

When someone in your immediate family marries a police officer.

My sister married a cop. Now he’s my law-in-law

law-in-law by omgwhiz April 13, 2020

Cousin-in-law 

She or he married my cousin.

Me: She or he is my cousin-in-law.

Cousin-in-law by Sakurakage August 9, 2019

Monster in-law

Either a mother in-law or father in-law who is meddlesome and purposefully lives to aggravate his son's wife or daughter's husband.
Rude, and oblivious humans who speak before they think about what they are about to say. They are ciritical of the cooking made by their son's wife, or critical of the income earned by their daughter's husband.

If there are step children involved, they usually remain friends with their children's exes, and spoil the step kids to the point that the little bastards become spoiled brats who are rude to the new step parent and destroy their property.

The worst undeserved punishment life has for innocent people with good intentions.

HUSBAND: My mother has offered to buy my ex a house for my (spoiled) daughter, because she is being picked on (imagined) by her cousins while she lives at her aunts house.
NEW WIFE:(after being nice to mother in law) Wait, you guys are not even together anymore, wtf?
HUSBAND: She is concerned about her grand daughter.
NEW WIFE: Was she concerned when your ex was cheating on you and got pregnant by the other guy? I HATE MY Monster In-law.

Monster in-law by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish August 29, 2012

Monster in law 

A clingy and possessive mother or father in law who tries to interfere with son/daughters relationship. They will take any measure, most common is manipulation, to turn their son or daughter against their own partner. Monster in laws say things behind your back, will blame every problem on you, will purposely try to get your angry and will try to make you feel uncomfortable. Their behaviour is usually triggered when they feel like they're losing their "baby" and will do anything to prevent them from leaving home or moving in with somebody else.

Mother (monster in law): Let's buy a car together! Lets save up, both you and I. I'll sell my ___ for it that way we will both have a car we can use together. We should redecorate your room too. Does that sound good Sweety? That would be so good for us.

*looking straight into her sons eyes with her hand on his hand, and his girlfriend sitting across from them by the table

Monster in law by ExperiencedVictim September 25, 2013

Husband in Law

The man who your wife has married, despite the fact that the two of you have yet to divorce. While bigamy is illegal, it isn't very difficult if you're used to living a secret life and don't have a problem lying under oath.

"Dude, you think you've got it bad? My inlaws are now my outlaws and I've got a crazy husband in law. When did I sign up for this crap?"

Husband in Law by Haywood Jablome III September 29, 2006

mother-in-law

a horrible beast. Strangly enough the letters in 'mother in law' can e re-arranged to spel 'Woman Hitler'. its true try it urself

mother-in-law----> woman hitler

mother-in-law by J. Stalin November 8, 2007