IPAPistan 

A mystical world somewhere between Narnia and the Cartoon Network. A place where you may see a unicorn or your grandmother dressed up in ACUs impersonating a Colonel in the United States Army. An angry place where students run entirely off of hate and coffee. A place where those who can, do and those who can't, teach.

Student #1: "Did I just see an overweight CPT with red streaks in her hair, a COL with a super-big gulp attached to her hand and a MAJ with a moustache yelling at a crowd of students?"

Student #2: "Welcome to IPAPistan"

IPAPistan by ~Lim Tamb June 18, 2013

Iraqistan 

Iraqistan – Military slang term for the Middle East. Combines Iraq with the suffix of –istan which applies to 90% of the Muslim countries in the Middle East and central Asia i.e. Afghanistan, Turkmenistan, Uzbekistan, Pakistan, stan stan stan stan etc.

“Shit, the CO says that we’re having a special briefing at 1730 today at the battalion conference room. Probably going to be another pre deployment briefing.”
“Where are we going this time?”
“Shit, you pick it. Iraq, Kuwait ….....hell I don’t know somewhere in freaking Iraqistan”
“Ughh, the middle east is such a shit hole.”

Iraqistan by Trav February 10, 2005

Iraqistan 

Sand and brown people on top our oil. Tard Ferguson bombed 100,000+ Oilraqis to death out of fear and ignorance.

People that think governments invade countries out love and concern are criminally retarded. Iraqistan was invaded to for oil, lucrative contracts, and Israeli pressure.

Iraqistan by frick1 March 29, 2010

iraqistan 

The secret alliance between iraq and afghanistan to bring a fallout of sand and destruction to france

Iraqistan will someday get you french buggers.

iraqistan by Silent-Angel March 22, 2003

iraqistani

someone either from iraq or any desert area, also known as sand nigger. sounds better than iraqi and is probably more insulting.

shit man, that iraqistanis got a bomb!

iraqistani by childz September 24, 2006

iraqistan 

A group of people made of mainly Iraqis and Afghanistans. They have the cunning terroism of Afghans and the opressive domminance of the Iraqis.

"A Pretzel was an Iraqistan"

iraqistan by John March 22, 2003