Humpback Whale

Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans

If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.

Humpback Whale by YaboiChria May 19, 2019

Humpback Whale

Having doggy style sex with a fat girl. Upon ejaculation, the male shall be referred to as Captain Ahab, and whichever one tells the story with more dignity shall be called Ishmael.

Greg: Dude I heard you banged a fat girl last night
Craig: Yeah dude, not one of my better nights
Greg: What position were y'all in
Craig: Doggy
Greg: Dude you have to stop doing the humpback whale
Craig: I also finished
Greg: Way to go Captain Ahab. Let me know if you see Ishmael again.

Humpback Whale by Phil Bob February 19, 2014

humpback whale

a gay whale
a homosexual whale
a sir mix-alot whale
a whale who's keepin it on the 'down low'
a whale that humps 'back' as opposed to one that humps 'front' - etc

person 1: "Oh man dem whales are faggots".
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person 2: "yeah,them's some humpback whales".
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person 3: "yeah them whales hump ass"
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person 4: "damn homos"

humpback whale by ~tilde man~ September 24, 2005

humpback whale

When two people are farting back and forth, where it almost sounds like two humpback whale’s singing to each other.

Hey Bro, Jason and I went to a chili cook off yesterday and we were humpback whale’n all the way back home.

humpback whale by indysolo August 14, 2014

Humpback Whale

When having sex with an overweight individual, instead of penetrating any holes you grab the rolls of fat on their back and start fucking that. When you finish you blow your load like a whale clears their blow hole.

I hooked up with Alex last night and gave her the good old humpback whale

Humpback Whale by chrispykinsley May 14, 2023

Humpback Whale

two really gay whales

"humpback whales are gay"

Humpback Whale by BrokeBack Whale March 5, 2024

humpback whale lover 

someone who no one likes at all! the humpback whale humper is annoying and no one will Humpback this person becuz of his/her looks and smell

(a horney person with no one to have sex with) wants something to hump him/her back

guy1wow look at that guy other there

guy2 yeah it looks like he is trying to hard

guy3 what a humpback whale lover

humpback whale lover by maggie pain March 21, 2010