Horse hair 

When someone's hair is so bad it looks like a horses tail

See that girl over there she got some major horse hair

Horse hair by Bobwallers January 8, 2015

Horse Hair Motherfucker 

A slur for someone of Mongolian descent

Bob: He's a horse Hair motherfucker.

Jack: how do you know?
Bob: look at his eyes jackass

Horse Hair Motherfucker by SawyersRus December 29, 2023

A horses hair in the wind 

A fleeting thought

“Oh shit Bro, idk what I was going to say, just a horses hair in the wind, ya know”

A horses hair in the wind by A Juniper Bug and a Bush May 6, 2021

horse shoe hairline 

when a man is going bald and his receding hairline is shaped like a horse shoe

Jude Law has a horse shoe hairline.

horse shoe hairline by hardhitr3 November 23, 2009

hair house 

The intimate space created by a woman's long hair. When a man is lying on his back and the woman is sitting on him, kissing him, and her long hair falls in such a way as to block out everything except their two faces.

When Jeremy is inside Tracey's hair house, it's like nothing else in the world exists.

hair house by TakeMeAnywhere March 5, 2011

Brush your hair with a house centipede 

Exclamation, curse

1. Essentially a school/church friendly way of telling someone where to go. It's also a great alternative to say at work so you don't get in trouble with HR.

2. A way to end an uncomfortable conversation. The thought of using a house centipede to brush your hair is so disgusting it's a sure fire way to make your annoying friends shut the hell up

"Hey, Trish, wanna go hang out in the bathroom together? I have some things I wanna show you,"
"Go brush your hair with a house centipede, Melone!"

Brush your hair with a house centipede by Your_mum69 October 9, 2020