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Hoofha by ANJForever March 17, 2005
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hoochal
The unattractive person that when they are sitting always seems to have their ass crack hanging out of their pants.
Mark: Yo dude look back there!
Steve: *looks back* ugh gross dude that hoochal should be able to feel a breeze!
Steve: *looks back* ugh gross dude that hoochal should be able to feel a breeze!
hoochal by swaglicious December 4, 2014
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt
A term used to define someone who has surpassed the point required to be just a "wanker" or a "cunt".
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Said person is in a league of their own when it comes to upsetting, offending, or hurting people either mentally or physically, thus requiring this insult too be hurled at them.
Person 1: "Did you see that man trip and mug that war veteran?"
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Person 2: "Yes, what a Hoofwanking Bunglecunt."
Hoofwanking Bunglecunt by allaboutthabooty June 24, 2016
hoofball
A particularly unattractive form of football practiced by Heart of Midlothian. It involves the hoof, a long punt up the pitch by either the goalkeeper or defenders, making sure that the ball travels at least 40 yards in the air. Typically Hearts employ the hoof around 50-60 times per game. Spectators watching hoofball on a regular basis suffer from a variety of complaints; depression and neck ache from staring at the sky for 90 minutes are the two most common.
Heart of Midlothian were totally outplayed; their reliance on hoofball with only one striker only served to emphasise the incompetence of their coaching staff.