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Drive Home Alone 

Jacking off. Masturbating. Achieving an orgasm alone.
"I have driven home alone, this will be the last time I drive alone, just swallow my load and I will be happy."

The date ended pussyless. I had to drive home alone that night.

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38 

21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38
21 F here..bored and alone at home..im down for anything feel free to write me..k1k me coleen38

Home-Aloned

'home-aloned" is a word reference from the movie home alone where a kid named Kevin McCallister who is mistakenly left behind has to deal with two burglars named Marv Murchins & Harry Lyme.

Getting "home-aloned" is when you are the victim of one or more booby traps by someone you didn't expect to think of something so smart.
Just like the kid from Home Alone!
Kevin: *Makes some genius booby traps in his house*

Marv & Harry: *Tries to break into his house*
Marv & Harry: *Doesn't expect the genius booby traps*
Kevin: "You didn't expect that huh? You filthy animal!"

Marv and Harry just got home-aloned.
Home-Aloned by Luke McDuck December 21, 2018

homealoned 

To get homealoned is to be the victim of several booby traps that where set up by the person who was "home alone.".
Genric kid: "You got your shit homealoned son XAXAXAX."
Bobby: *grunt in pain
Genric kid: "xaxaxa...."
homealoned by Ra`zac June 23, 2014
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026