Hjalmar 

Extremely sexy and handsome male. Usually has a huge dick and a very muscular body. The Hjalmar is often seen in company of multiple women, and is a frequent smoker of weed and other drugs. Studies have also shown that the Hjalmar is addicted to playing bass heavy music at obnoxiously high volumes, much to the irritation of the people around him. A Hjalmar is also very wealthy, and often owns a lot of expensive items such as branded clothing and high-end electronic devices.

I fucked Hjalmar last night, his dick was huge!

If i could be anyone on earth, i would be Hjalmar.

Oh look, it´s Hjalmar, he´s sooo hot!

Hjalmar by jimbo420 September 9, 2014

Hjalmar 

Network engineer for all the rare woodland creatures, north of the boarder, usually found around the Niagara falls region driving a pimped out corvette. Be cautious when confronting the "hjalmar" his bite is mightier than his bark.

There goes another Hjalmar! Trying to fix another broken network!

Hjalmar by Aeroteck May 23, 2013

Hjalmar 

A guy who like's to watch porn on his spare time and play. Hjalmar likes to listen to slot of shit bands like iron maiden and Sabaton.In school he's often alone and doesn't do that much.

Hey wannabe Hjalmar! Hahahaha nerd

Hjalmar by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeetmaster69 January 14, 2020

hjalmar 

hjalmar is a term to describe a small dick

oh no he got a hjalmar

hjalmar by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

Hjalmar 

Hjalmar is an idiot and he is a bad streamer, he is not very handsome, and very stupid.

Person 1: Hey is that a Hjalmar over there
Person 2: Oh that stupid guy?

Hjalmar by HjalmarHater June 19, 2020

hjalmar 

Hjalmar is term used to describe a small dick

oh he got a hjalmar

hjalmar by snopp dopp December 12, 2016

hjalmar 

Hjalmar is term used to describe a small dick

oh he got a hjalmar

hjalmar by snopp dopp December 12, 2016