Hitchhiker

A hitchhiker is an individual who travels the universe without the use of a ship of their own. Popular hitchhikers are Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect. Contrary to popular belief, Zaphod Beeblebrox is not technically a hitchhiker because he owns a ship which he has stolen (see: heart of gold)

Also, it is a common misconception that a hitchhiker is someone who knows where his towel is. This fact is only true to froody (cool and together) hitchhikers, giving rise to the popular expression "that frood really knows where his towel is". Arthur Dent and Tricia McMillan are two examples of "froody" hitchhikers

The best hitchhikers have all seen the restaraunt at the end of the universe.

Hitchhiker by Jonathan July 20, 2008

Hitchhiker

One who knows where his or her towel is.

Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is. What a cool frood.

Hitchhiker by cyenu February 3, 2005

Hitchhiker

A being, human or otherwise, that randomly asks strangers for rides in transportation devices when in need of such a service. Their destination can vary, parts of the galaxy, parts of America, the important places mostly. Most are fearless, yet stupid and reckless.

Fuck no, your a Hitchhiker! I know your kind!

Hitchhiker by D4A3F2M1H9 June 15, 2010

hitchhiker

one whose primary mode of travel is hitchhiking, or (usually free) rides from motorists on the highway

A hitchhiker may follow a semi-nomadic lifestyle

hitchhiker by Letter X-the-Bloke August 21, 2008

Hitchhiker

Someone who knows where their towel is.

That Ford Prefect is one hell of a hitchhiker; he knows where his towel is.

Hitchhiker by cyenu January 28, 2005

hitchhiker

A combination of The Lonely Trucker and The Stranger, a hitchhiker is when a man sits on his arm until it becomes numb, then slaps his ham while driving.

If you want to take the Lonely Trucker to the next level, try the Hitchhiker, it's like there's a whole nother person in the car.

hitchhiker by CT and Justin November 11, 2008

Hitchhiker

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

Hitchhiker by Skippyandpete November 4, 2020