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Highlander Two

Something that everyone knows really did happen, but pretends never did, because it was so awful, or everyone is in denial
Norton: How was Easter brunch with your fiance's entire family, including the crazy ones?
Kramden: Highlander Two, dude. Never happened.
Norton: But I saw it on the news, there was a fight, and a fire...
Kramden: Highlander Two!
Norton: And the helicopters, and the swat team...
Kramden: HIGHLANDER TWO!
Highlander Two by evadgib June 23, 2010

Highlander 

Won the Academy Award for "Best Movie Ever Made"
So i was watching Highlander, when my girlfriend walked in and came at the sheer genius of Sean Connery.
Highlander by jimmyos October 16, 2006

toyota highlander 

A midsize SUV also known as kluger made by Toyota which comes in both hybrid and non-hybrid versions. The production started in 2001 and as of today they are top rated for their safety and reliability(IIHS top safety pick 2013). They are like mini Land Cruisers but can be bought for 33K- 40K. Can seat 7 passengers(2013 model) to 8(2014 model). It has a ~270 hp 3.5 liter V6 engine but also comes in 4 cylinder models too. The ride is smooth and comfortable and the entertainment system includes Satellite radio and Bluetooth audio. They (2nd and 3rd generation)look gorgeous from the outside and also on the inside. Has the same properties (incl. engine and features) of Lexus RX 350 but with a big difference in price even though both TOYOTA and LEXUS are same companies.
My next car for sure is going to be a Toyota Highlander.

highlander 

in paintball, the person who keeps getting shot and never leaves the field
i went full-auto on that guy and he didn't go out, what a highlander.
highlander by ionz4ever! October 20, 2008

Toyota Highlander 

It's the Mini-Van for Moms in denial about driving a Mini-Van.
The new Toyota Highlander seats 7 people with room for cargo!
Toyota Highlander by Mr Fabulous October 1, 2014

Highlander 

A sexual act in which the man upon reaches climax yells, "It's the quickening!!!' He then proceeds to convulse and make make arm lighting bolts and thunder sounds.
Dude, last night this skank from Tri Sig let me Highlander her twice.
Highlander by ShinesLikeGold June 18, 2008