Heifered 

When a really fat chick stomps on your foot. At a club usually, but can occur anywhere.

Friend: "damn that fat cow totally broke three toes when she walked by me and stepped on my foot.'
Me: "damn, you just got heifered."

Heifered by ykayfields May 28, 2011

Heimered 

A brief way of describing the act of forgetting something short-term. As in having short-term Alzheimer's Disease.

Guy 1: Dude, I just sat down at my computer getting ready to Google something then all of a sudden I Heimered.

Guy2: Man, I hate when I do that.

Heimered by WarRhino November 30, 2011

Heiferidge 

Noun, from the english heifer (a female cow) and fridge (col. meaning refrigerator).

Derogatory name for a female, usually overweight or generous in proportions. Often a girlfriend or significant other.

A fat, slovenly, un-redeeming woman, similar in size and shape to that of a cow and fridge.

An ugly or out of shape woman.

Girl: "Where's my pink top?"

Boy: "Shut up Heiferidge!"

Heiferidge by The Analargonaught. March 10, 2009

Heibered 

To get fuckin pranked because you’re a gullible loser

Jared: Hey man sorry for your loss, I know it’s tough to lose someone so close
Jared 2: thanks man I appreciate it it means al…
Jared: You just got fucking Heibered Goochi gooci ga ga ha ha

Heibered by Smithsarah July 1, 2022