Heffur

1. The name of a baby cow.

2. The nickname you give to a fat person.

examples:
1. awh that heffur is so adorable !!

2. Jill: "dude, look at that heffur."
Tiffany: "dang, she ate that whole thing of fried chicken !!"

Heffur by helladumblonde December 29, 2010

Heffron Drive 

A band that consits of Kendall Schmidt and Dustin Belt. They are an Electro/Pop/Alternative band currently located in California. They are pretty damn amazing. Kendall Schmidt-- Vocals & Guitar . Dustin Belt-- B.U. Vocals & Guitar. Kendall is currently becoming very famous as Kendall Knight in the show Big Time Rush.

Check Heffron Drive out @ there myspace, twitter and purevolume. (Kendall's Twitter is :@HeffronDrive
Dustin's Twitter is :@dbeltwrites)

Kendall has a youtube account and so does Dustin.

Kendall: K3ndallschmidt go there and listen to his covers and updates on youtube.

Dustin: waldoboi is his username on youtube.

girl- so have you heard of Kendall Schmidt?
other girl- ya. he's in Heffron Drive
girl- he's also in Big Time Rush
other girl- well its good to see he's living his dream.

Heffron Drive by mrssiriusblack13 April 14, 2011

hefferheffer 

The mastermind of organizing boss runs and selling boss items in the MMORPG Maplestory. He's known to be always dependable. Many people even let him go on their account. He's really THAT trustable because of his reputation.

He uses an epicly funded Dark Knight on Windia.

mapler#1: how did you get that Zakum Helmet?

mapler#2: hefferheffer did it while I was asleep

mapler#1: maan, why did I even ask...

hefferheffer by Babyboysamu July 11, 2009

Heffron

A person who dominates at everything he does. This person is amazing at sports, gets good grades and gets all the girls. A Heffron is everything you want to be but better. When people see a Heffron they get really jealous because they know they can never be that amazing. You can tell a wannabe Heffron from a regular one because the fake just won't be as good or have that sparkle in his eye.

Jesus what a superstar that Heffron is.
I would trade everything to be a Heffron.
Sports center top 10 is now called the Heffron highlights.

Heffron by Jo fauit January 22, 2008

Gluten-free heffer 

A plump/overweight person who insists on eating expensive gluten-free or other health foods thinking they will lose weight, typically failing to achieve results due to lack of exercise or other factors, resulting in largely irrational confusion, frustration, etc

Kirstie Alley is/was such a gluten-free Heffer!

Gluten-free heffer by Malphrus August 25, 2011

Heffer Pen

A section of a company office made up entirely of women. Usually staffed middle age overweight women. The old school term for this would have been the typing pool.

Take these papers I just signed up to the heffer pen so they can fax them to the home office.

Heffer Pen by azdude June 9, 2009

hefferlump 

A lazy, fat woman usually being rude or you are insulting them with vulgarity

"Get up and do the dishes you hefferlump!"

hefferlump by DictumiJ May 27, 2014