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Hardened Clay 

Joke from GeorgeNotFound's recent birthday stream. The joke is that Dream's real name is clay, rather dirty joke dream ;)
Dream: "George do you know what is around us?"
George: "What?"
Dream: "Hardened clay."

Hardened Criminal 

A drug dealer that used to sell marijuana, cocaine, or other recreational drugs and got older and now sells Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra to his erectionally challenged customers.
Dude my dope dealer turned into a Hardened Criminal on me and I can't get the chronic weed anymore!
Hardened Criminal by Turdpiper August 30, 2013

hardened flamer

When a girl is giving head with a mouth full of hot-sauce.
"Dude, she gave me a hardened flamer, it hurt like hell, but it was amazing.
hardened flamer by Apiwith March 14, 2017

hardened western style 

Having sexual relations in a hardened western style porta John while deployed with the military. Bonus points for keeping a mothball out of the urinal
PVT Johnson just gave MAJ Hansen a hardened western style.

Hardened asshole 

A person who due to his bad habits of procrastinating ends up in tough situation but finally make it any how thorough the Conditions Leaving everyone amazed just like a Dark horse
He won't study until the exam is near but he's habituated to that he's a battle hardened asshole.