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Hairy Jerry 

You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"
Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though
Hairy Jerry by Joemoma278 December 28, 2019
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harry jerry 

when you take duck tape and rip off someone pubes, stick them in their butthole, and proceed to eat them out
dude that chick was crazy, she wanted to harry jerry me
harry jerry by minute bol May 31, 2016

jerrys hairy berry 

WHEN A MAN IS FUCKING A WOMAN HE IS GETTING HER FROM BEHIND IN THE VAGINA FORMING HAIRYER BERRYS THEN NORMAL..
jerrys hairy berry by PACO101 February 17, 2010

Jerry Lewis' Hair 

Chronic punchline for many a late night momologue or stand-up comedy routine. Mr. Lewis himself commented about his hair in a Penthouse interview: "I have more grease in my hair than Anthony Quinn's cunt."
"Oil crisis? We should simply connect a tanker to Jerry Lewis' hair."
Jerry Lewis' Hair by creedmoor October 10, 2004

HairyBerryPie 

The coolest girl ever, talks too much about cats but in a good way, lowkey will never hurt anyone
HAIRYBERRYPIE IS SOOO COOL!
HairyBerryPie by Colourful bunny December 9, 2021