H and D

Short for hump and dump; to pursue someone only for a quick get-off then to leave that person in the past

The girl Peggy from the bar was only a H and D for Tom

H and D by Cutty January 13, 2006

Carly D. and Tory H. 

2 lil love birds :) Carly especially loves Tory!

Tory H. - "Carly, I LOVE YOU!"
Carly D. - "Tory, I LOVE YOU MORE!"

awweeehh! <3
Carly D. and Tory H. are gonna be together forever....

Carly D. and Tory H. by Memimely September 24, 2011

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b 

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b by DougDimmaDave January 2, 2022

H up and down on p 

H up and down on p
H - hand
P- penis
In essence a handjob

Have you ever tried an h up and down on p?

H up and down on p by Purpleblackgirl December 5, 2018

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand 

i love chicken and i hate math

damn, chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand frfr

chickedns when i see multiplication i have a discount on remotes for computers and c h e e s e i eat sand by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)...

Five W's and 1 H is a grand slam in baseball (direct questions)... by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 24, 2025

Hand Dig 

When you are fisting someone and you dig a steamy piece of shit out of their asshole.

After I did a hand dig last night I ate the shit.

Hand Dig by Rojo2202 December 29, 2014