Guilkey 

A loose vagina capable of retaining a beer bottle with ease.

DAMN! She's definately a guilkey. Did you see her twat swallow that dildo?

Guilkey by the Jew June 9, 2003

gilkey 

a true screw up that knows everything just ask them and they will tell you.

a true douche bag in every sence

wow, you just gilkey'd the shit out of that.

that douche over there is a true gilkey.

gilkey by diverlloyd February 6, 2010

Grilkey 

a slang term for a grilled cheese sandwich

I'm probably just going to order a grilkey for right now

Grilkey by coprockfan July 13, 2023

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis named Norman Gilkey.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
J: Yeah, I have been feeling kinda stupid lately. I think I got gilkeyitis!

Gilkeyitis by JNKelly October 1, 2013

Gilkey 

Loose or flabby Skin that hangs under a fat, old, or ugly persons chin.

Did you see that fat bitches gilkey?

Yea, it flapped like a scrotum in the wind when she turned her head to the left.

Gilkey by Joeythaprofit November 15, 2017

Gilkeyitis

A viral infection that affects the central nervous system and cognitive abilities. Symptoms include being brain dead from the neck up, low self-esteem, an attraction to individuals who have no substantial qualities, other than superficial/physical attributes (e.g., muscles). The disease becomes malignant once the infected falls head over heels in love with a narcissis. Cure: Penicillin, garlic, and Yanni.

Norman: Girl, you know you in love with me.
Jo: Well, I have been feeling kinda stupid. I think I got gilkeyitis.

Gilkeyitis by JNKelly77 October 1, 2013