Griddlin

1. Constantly nag about past problems that has been taken care off.
2. Always trying to get the upper hand in everything despite nobody cares.
3. Guarantees about anything despite lacking control of progress. Usually takes about 3/4 of a year.
4. Claims to be EPIC.

1. Griddlin:Why didn't you put the milk back in the refrigerator yesterday morning?
Someone: I did it in the afternoon.
Griddlin: BUT WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT IN THE MORNING?

2. Griddlin: I know everything you do, I see everything you do, I hear everything you do.
Somone: Dude, no one cares.

3. Someone: Griddlin, remember that thing you started 9 months ago?
Griddlin: Don't worry, I guarantee it will be done within the millennium.

4.Griddlin: I am epic!
Someone: Nobody cares!

Griddlin by Sarmakus June 8, 2010

Gridling 

An interdimensional being usually in the form of a humanoid being. Often found in the underrated hidden indie gem called Fortnite.

Also used as a derogatory term for someone. "You fucking gridling"

Bruh I just fucking reaped this gridlings nae nae privileges.

Fucking gridlings.

Bob why did you eat my second wife? You fucking gridling.

Gridling by StickyBoi August 23, 2019

Gridding it 

To spend some time in "the learning grid"
Implication that it's serious quantities of time

Griff: You Gridding it today?
Dave: Gonna have to, have tonnes of work to do!

Gridding it by BrassDave October 14, 2007

gridding

To absolutely destroy someone.
Used alongside the George Washington crossing the Delaware meme where he destroys the Delaware with an insane cross.

Jeff - we were gridding that team so hard at basketball

James - Nice bro

gridding by Kitsxnnn April 30, 2020

griddiness 

A state of being on the grid, as in, known to the internet.

The internet knows all about Dave, and rather than worrying about it, Dave is embracing his griddiness.

griddiness by Mother 0' Dragons June 17, 2018

Grindling

a form of masochism including 2 men and a meat grinder

to grindle; edge yourself multiple times, almost to the point of trance, then stick your genitalia in to the meat grinder and turn it. this is said to provide a higher orgasm, similar to autoerotic asphyxiation. your partner then consumes the shredded meat.

did u hear that paul's into Grindling

Grindling by kai stewart June 11, 2024

Giddling 

The action of a cat "making bread" with it's front paws.

The cat is giddling the blanket, and purring loudly.

Giddling by Dellessanna June 23, 2025