A crackhead robbed a strip club.
You couldn't afford a $2,300/month place in Beaverton so you got the $950/month place in Gresham Oregon. On your first day there a crackhead shoots and kills a bouncer at the strip club
across the street. You head to work on a 2 hour bus ride into town where a nutcase screams about his political beliefs the whole time. When you get back, there's a dead body of a naked crackhead in
the street, thrown from the windshield of a cellphone related crash in front of your apartment. Then some kids shoot each other some more just because.
A
funeral home in Syria is a nicer place and far cheaper.