Greasy Shoemaker 

Used in the mechanic trade for a filthy person. Wearing the same clothes for days on end. And never washing their hair.

Scott is a greasy Shoemaker.

After work I should bath but I am a greasy Shoemaker.

Greasy Shoemaker by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 11, 2022

Greasy taco 

Naughty boy
Aka the fat greasy ass crusty pedophile that looks like a fucking potato

Naughty boys looks like a greasy taco

Greasy taco by Mr.ballsack May 8, 2015

greasy cheeks 

When the crack of one's ass gets coated in wet fart residue or one fails to clean well after taking a shit.

Fat Rhonda said, "oooo my checks are sliding well today. I am not getting that chafing any more."
Aaron responded, "Yeah, I can smell your greasy cheeks from here. Go take a shower Rhonda."

greasy cheeks by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018

Greasy Sweet 

Something perfect, or better than perfect. Not to be confused with bitter sweet.

Did you see that remix? It was greasy sweet!

Greasy Sweet by Dimitri Lousteau June 20, 2010

greasy feel 

When someone's body composition has a higher percentage of grease than water.

Look at Frankie Belluci, that guy's got a greasy feel.

greasy feel by horsecheese101 April 7, 2015

Greasy Cucumber 

When a bromance reaches an uncomfortable and an irreversible level.
~ Long, Slimey, and Green

Look at those two greasy cucumbers over there.

Lets play hide the greasy cucumber.

Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017

Greasy Varesi 

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

Greasy Varesi by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019