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Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome 

Grammatical (or grammar) pedantry syndrome is an illness or a form of obsessive-compulsive disorder where someone has a compulsive desire to correct any grammatical errors one has made and is obsessed with taking this peculiar, constant, and vexatious (from the target's perspective) action.
"Me and mark ate cookies!"
"You mean, 'Mark and I ate cookies!'"
"Stop it!"
"Sorry, I have Grammatical Pedantry Syndrome."

Grammatically Challenged 

A vast majority of the posters on Urban Dictionary.
i dropped out of school when i was four because that bitch teacher was keeping me down, just like the man. STICK IT TO THE MAN! NOW I ARE RACISTSEXIST! ^^ (Grammatically Challenged)
Grammatically Challenged by Moikii September 11, 2007

Grammaton Cleric 

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane
Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

Dog Gammit 

If you feel bad about using the lords name in vain, why not use a bit of word play and make yourself feel a bit better!
(Person 1) You sunk my battleship

(Person 2) Dog Gammit
Dog Gammit by OwenMillCtown July 13, 2012

grammateur 

an individual that uses poor grammar, either inadvertently or deliberately.
Bob never uses "their" and "there" properly in his emails. He's such a grammateur.
grammateur by chawalte January 23, 2010

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read

this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read is an AD and yet we made it famous. as soon as you say it or it comes up on youtube. everyone will say it
John: this sentence is grammatically correct

Random dude: but it's wordy and hard to read

"this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read"

everyone in class: this sentence is grammatically correct but it's wordy and hard to read