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sleep golfer 

A sleep golfer is a very gay man who had a very tiny penis. They masturbate six times a day, they do it with their pinky and their thumb and they produce green cum. A sleep golfer can only be turned on by themselves and fury fruits. Sleep golfers sleep way to much sometimes even golf when they sleep. If you ever encounter a sleep golfer make sure you do not make eye contact or you risk of becoming a sleep golfer if you happen to make eye contact with him you have thirty seconds to masturbate before you become one of them for the rest of your life. Beware of sleep golfers this is a warning .
Coco- Yo broson did you see that sleep golfer back their?
Broson- Ya I did I’m lucky I never made eye contact with them.
Coco- Ya I know right, I hate sleep golfers their such losers.
Broson- Ya same like what kind of person cums green?
Coco- Sleep golfers do!!
Related Words

Golf Bravo 

The term Golf Bravo is used when telling a story regarding previous sexual experiences involving a group of friends and one girl. This term is very valuable when the story is being told in public or in front of current girlfriends. Golf Bravo is derivited from the acronym GB which in turn is used for the word gangbang.
Man do you remember that time in vegas when we went to Golf Bravo? I was worn out after that course!

Who brings double cheeseburgers to the golf bravo?
Golf Bravo by rancid68 July 15, 2011

Golf Throb

Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.
Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."
Golf Throb by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015

Golf Nap 

To fall asleep mid-afternoon while watching golf on television. A state of 'half sleep' during weekend golf television, sometimes involving waking golf dreams.
Sunday afternoon I laid down and rocked a golf nap for four hours.
Golf Nap by joshuajdickerson1 April 19, 2009

butt-putt golf 

A sexual act in which one man uses his erect penis to tap a second man’s testicle into a third man’s anus.

A common variant involves “removing the flag,” where a fourth man removes a dildo from the third man’s anus just as the butt-putting begins.
I thought Bruce invited me to play putt-putt golf, not butt-putt golf. That was crazy.
butt-putt golf by ~dick April 13, 2014

Golfin' em 

The act of drinking beers faster than anyone else in the room. Usually the result of nervousness or alcoholism.
Jesus chief, did you see Phil last night? Once those girls showed up he started golfin' em 3 to 1 on me.

Katie is such a boozebag! We met her at the baby shower around noon and she was already golfin' em like it was Friday night.
Golfin' em by DFH66 February 27, 2013