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just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned 

getting stroked 

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.
We are getting stroked by this salesman
getting stroked by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

Getting stoned with two birds 

Joe tried to shower and do his homework at the same time but he ended up just getting stoned with two birds

getting two birds stoned at once

Rickyism for "killing two birds with one stone".
"It's like getting two birds stoned at once."

getting my boots smoked 

Just got done getting my boots smoked.