Ganjit
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Ganjster
Such as a gangster is to a gang, a ganjster is to the ganj.
Simply put, someone who smokes cannabis regularly without allowing the judgemental views and negative connotations associated with smoking marijuana that presides in social conformity to affect his/her own agenda relative to smoking.
Simply put, someone who smokes cannabis regularly without allowing the judgemental views and negative connotations associated with smoking marijuana that presides in social conformity to affect his/her own agenda relative to smoking.
Jake - "bro you smoke so much!"
Nilz - "i don't give a fuck bro, i'll smoke as much as i want."
Jake - "You're such a ganjster!"
Nilz - "i don't give a fuck bro, i'll smoke as much as i want."
Jake - "You're such a ganjster!"
Ganjster by The Ganjsters September 29, 2011
Ganitis
The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.
Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.
Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.
Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.
Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.
Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.
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Ganjika
The ancient sanskrit name for the now called ganja, which is a term used for Marijuana.
The plant was first called Ganjika which means "belonging to the ganges(river)".
It grew naturally along the ganges river and its smell attracted royals.
Like shah jahan, the king who built the Taj Mahal .
The plant was first called Ganjika which means "belonging to the ganges(river)".
It grew naturally along the ganges river and its smell attracted royals.
Like shah jahan, the king who built the Taj Mahal .
king: I am awfully stressed before this battle
servant: let me bring you some ganjika sire it will definitely help.
king: of course, bring it to me at once.
servant: let me bring you some ganjika sire it will definitely help.
king: of course, bring it to me at once.