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The beautiful occasion wherein you recieve oral, vaginal, and anal sex all in the same evening. Based off of the colloquial term for "Full English Breakfast".
Guy 1 "Hey man, how did your date with Stacy go last night?"

Guy 2 "Better than expected; I took her to Denny's for a Grand Slam and ended up getting a 'Full English'!"

*High Five*

*Air Guitar*
Full English by GhostFart, LLC October 25, 2012

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I took the girl home last night, she had a full english and now I keep finding hairs in my teeth
Full English by Ollie October 24, 2003

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the most disguting breakfast ever, as served in greasey spoons.

makes you wish you order an ulster fryinstead1

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The term given to receiving a 'Hot Lunch' first thing in the morning. See Hot Lunch.
Full English by Misc07 August 27, 2007

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Certain sexual procedure only found in obscene circles. It involves getting a girl (or a guy i guess) getting them to open their mouth fully and then clingfilming the top. You then procede to poke the cling film in a little. Followed by turding on the clingfilm. You then follow up with ejaculating on the turd, and finally poking the "full english" into her/his mouth
Jesus, that bird just ate a full english, she is my kind of girl!
Full English by AJ February 25, 2005

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A sexual encounter that starts out quite civilized, but you wake up in the morning to find your duvet has been stolen.
He told me in his charming accent that he worked as an intern at the British Museum. How was I to know he’d end up giving me the Full English?
Full English by Cheeerio December 24, 2023