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Fuckjelly 

1. A man who works at best buy and is supposed to help the customers, but then decides it's a grand idea to turn the music up really loud when a girl with high anxiety had just turned it down.

2. A bald aging man with no common sense to the world around him.
The guy near the ipods and speakers is a total fuckjelly for turning the music to the highest level of volume ever.
Fuckjelly by C.Tali January 5, 2011
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Plagiarist known for reusing other's jokes on Instagram and Twitter.
Fuckjerry cropped my name out the screenshot so that I couldn't get credit for my joke.

fuckallyall 

A general term used in place of "fuck all of you." Usually pronounced very loudly in front of a large audience of haters who have criticized you.
Counselor: You have a problem. As you can see, your entire family wants to help you. Please go to rehab.

Drug addict: FUCKALLYALL!
fuckallyall by kankan413 May 8, 2011

fuckerly 

Finding twisted humor and joy with all things sick and wrong in the world. Or mocking daily stupidity. Or causing twisted/humorous events for your own amusement.

If you laugh at accidental, self-inflicted injury (falling down steps, slipping on ice), you might be fuckerly.

If you air hump pews at a funeral, you might be fuckerly.

If you take the time to expand your creative cussing abilities, you might be fuckerly.
"I was at the book store today and I grabbed the largest, overly obnoxious, illustrated sex book I could find. Then I proceeded to read it in the cafe. Just to watch the public's reaction"

"That's pretty fuckerly."
fuckerly by Ryleigh Thorne January 14, 2009

fuckbilly 

In similarity to a fuckboy, a low working-class white person, especially a politically incorrect reactionary one, from a rural area who is an unsophisticated country person, possibly associated originally with the remote regions of the Appalachians and is the worst kind of guy, or at least one who represents the worst trends of the present moment. Simply put; a weak ass redneck, that ain't bout shit.
Look at that there fuckbilly up on that there hillside, boy, I say boy, he trying to be something he damn well isn't.
The act of stealing, taking, copying, plagiarizing, or ripping off someone or someone's work, all the while finding great success doing said actions.

May sometimes include ignoring, insulting, or belittling the victim of the aforementioned actions (the person getting fuckjerried) if they try to reach out to the agressor (or the fuckjerry), or try to reconcile with him.
I want to be successful, but I'm a talentless manlet. Maybe I should fuckjerry some online creators.
fuckjerry by fegottini April 3, 2019

fucktally challenged 

Politically correct way of saying "fucktard"; contraction of "fucking mentally challenged"
1st person: "That guy is such a fucktard!"

2nd person: "You shouldn't say that anymore. The politically correct term is fucktally challenged."
fucktally challenged by Zinnc November 29, 2011