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Fruhmuhnda Cheese 

Fruhmuhnda Cheese is the accumulation of pure griminess(90% sweat and an equal part left over poop residue) in the area spanning from the back side of your ball sack,all the way to your butthole! This area is commonly known as the DMZ,Bonch,Taint,Gooch,etc! Fruhmuhnda Cheese can be found in both males and females alike,but looks and smells 10x worse in females because of all the juices that flow as well as the folds that keep it all in!!
James: Yo Flip,dude.......we've been on this OP for at least 13 hours now and theres no end to it in sight so youre just going to have to hang tight!

Flip:Bro,not only am I about to literally shit my pants,but I havent showered in over a week and my Fruhmuhnda Cheese is OUT OF CONTROL and smells so bad that even the Iraqi's are starting to look at me funny! And Im starting to get so chaffed that Im on the verge of not being able to walk!

James:Dude,Im so sorry,but duty calls and were not comin off this rooftop! Go poop in the corner,I got your six!

James: FRUH....

Flip: MUHN...

James: DUH.....

Flip: CHEEEEEEZ!!
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frumunda cheese 

The product of yeast build-up in the moisture of the folds on the male scrotum. It is called "frumunda cheese" becuase it has a cottage cheese-like apperance and smell, and because it comes frumunda (from under) the nuts. The french call it "brie"
Jacque:"Bonjour, Pierre! Would you like to lick the frumunda cheese from my un-washed testicles?"
Pierre: "Hell Oui!"

Frohmunda Cheese 

A pungent film that forms on the genitals of both men and women. Usually, after vigorous activity. Can also be attained from not bathing for extended periods.

Some attribute the origin to the middle age Dutch surname Froomuda, but there is currently little evidence to this claim.
Man, I've been running all day, and now I've got serious frohmunda cheese.

We were about to get it on, but her panties came down and all I could smell was week old frohmunda cheese.

Frumunda cheese 

WOW! I just scraped up a whole finger nail load of frumunda!
Frumunda cheese by roy December 1, 2004

Frumunda Cheese 

Human Smegma
Smegma allowed to accumulate long enough to become visible.

Both males and females produce smegma. In males Smegma is produced and accumulates under the foreskin of uncircumcised individuals; in females it collects around the clitoris and in the folds of the labia minora.
The term "Frumunda Cheese" can describe any odor or substance that comes from the male genital area.
Frumunda Cheese by wwWill November 29, 2007

Frumunda cheese 

Dame Kenny clean ya ballz I can smell da frumunda cheese frumova here
Frumunda cheese by Kenny cheese August 10, 2021

frumunda cheese 

The balled up toilet paper and poo particles stuck in your chode hair (taint and ass hair) that has been left to turn into a pungent stank from under. A minimum of 24 hours of fermentation is required to turn chody into aged frumunda cheese.
That was an awesome concert but I have been driving for 8 hours straight and now my chody has turned to frumunda cheese.
frumunda cheese by Wolfballs September 30, 2009