Friend-On

Something your crush says or does that you interpret as a come-on, but is actually just them being friendly

"Dude, I am SO in, Jenny just winked at me!"

"Hey, she winks at all her pals, it was a friend-on."

Friend-On by Nationary January 31, 2009

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friend on the inside

When you cutout the pockets in your pants as to have access to otherwise inaccessible areas in public

Fred usually found the park boring, but since he had a friend on the inside, it’s spiced up his visits tremendously!

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A friendship where there is no sexual contact. Used in modern dating to help determine someone's availability.

This is James, he is my Pants-On Friend

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On November 27 you can shit on your friend no matter what time it is.

You: hey friend. Guess what day it is?
Friend: what day is.. oh no
You: I GET TO SHIT ON YOU
Friend: why
You: it’s shit on your friend day

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15 april may you walk over to your friend and fart on him or her

Walks over farts on his friend "YO WTF!, YOURE DISGUSTING!!" "yo chill its national fart on your friend day"

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Slang for a rough femboy pegging session that usually lasts 2-4 hours

Femboy Boyfriend: Hey, it’s time to hop on My Friend Peppa Pig
Me: LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

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Hey kyle i heard you regret not participating in National nut on your friend day

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