Fracturite 

Description: Often a contributor to the long running punk rock 'zine 'Fracture', the Fracturite is typically a bearded male in his early-mid thirties with a love for any music which sounds remotely like Sunderland dignitaries Leatherface.

Habitat: A house in any one of Leeds, London or Wakefield. Fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with crap while goofing off at work between 9-5. Evenings are usually spent down 'The Well', travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form ('DS' is a particularly common offender here)

Idiosynchrosies: Being Punk Rock in the least Punk Rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.

Remains is king of the Fracturites!

Fracturite by Rocky Balboa February 11, 2004

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

penile fracture 

The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.

I'm in the hospital because I have a penile fracture

penile fracture by I'm a gypo 123 March 22, 2017

penile fracture 

An event that usually happens after a sexually tragic event. Happened in Romeo and Juliet, the Titanic movie, and countless times among slut girls in high school. Not to be confused with heartbreak.

A: I had penile fracture yesterday! It hurt so much!
B: Of course, your gf weighs 666 pounds!
A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.

penile fracture by a guy at wwphs$ June 15, 2017

fraturated 

When one is unable to stomach hanging out in a basement full of bad beer, urine, empty plastic cups, testosterone, and legions of horny bros

After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.

fraturated by Avio_Green September 17, 2010

penile fracture 

when your penis (specifically urethra) gets...fractured

Bob rolled over with an erection, forming a penile fracture

penile fracture by hambone October 19, 2003

Penial Fracture 

A limp penis

Sally is like a penial fracture, limp and unneeded

Penial Fracture by Dickhole February 25, 2018