Description: Often a contributor to the long running punk rock 'zine 'Fracture', the Fracturite is typically a bearded male in his early-mid thirties with a love for any music which sounds remotely like Sunderland dignitaries Leatherface.
Habitat: A house in any one of Leeds, London or Wakefield. Fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with crap while goofing off at work between 9-5. Evenings are usually spent down 'The Well', travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form ('DS' is a particularly common offender here)
Idiosynchrosies: Being Punk Rock in the least Punk Rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.
Habitat: A house in any one of Leeds, London or Wakefield. Fills the message boards at www.fractureforum.co.uk with crap while goofing off at work between 9-5. Evenings are usually spent down 'The Well', travelling to see a scene band or pouring guts out in column form ('DS' is a particularly common offender here)
Idiosynchrosies: Being Punk Rock in the least Punk Rock way possible through fostering a love for alt-country, indie rock or hiking.
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Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now
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The worst pain know to man. A broken/fractured penis. Caused during rigorous sex and blood vessels pop.
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A: No, first she's only 120 pounds. She got pregnant and I got AIDS, this is why I have penile fracture.
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After spending weeks going out to frats, during which her primary activity was rejecting drunken tools, Sarah realized that she was completely fraturated.
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