Fortnite is a game for tiny little eight year olds. The players of this game are usually racist XBox players varrying ages six to thirty-five. If you play this game your probably a little kid with no friends. You won't shut up about your fake wins to your class mates and everyone knows your lying cause your trash at the game. You probably play this game because you have terrible taste in games or you just don't have enough money to buy an actual game.
FORTNITE BATTLE ROYAL? you mean that garbage game for people bad at video games.
A overrated shitty free games every single fucking year 7 goes on about. They also say “I stole my mums credit card” to look all big. The new pick up line when the year 7’s go on a date is “are you my parents credit card, because I’m gonna steal you from them” LIKE NO CALM DOWN JOHNNY
Nitty boy 1-hey Alex wanna play fortnite battle royal after school today we can do duos”
Nitty boy 2-sure I’m going to steal my mums credit card and by V-bux
A game that will ether make you break your controller or keyboard because for some reason your friends get 92737473783 wins a day and you can’t get a single one and you have had the game ever since it came out
A very unique form of birth control. When used by a male, he will never, ever get a woman pregnant (or, reportedly ever have sex), but when used by a woman, it’s effects are reversed. The woman in question will be consistently impregnated until she stops using. Due to this, it is mostly used by (straight) males.
After Fortnite Battle Royale came out, he never had any children until he eventually died 50 years later.