Flimph

n. One who sucks farts out of seat cushions

Don is such a flimph, as soon as this bus stops and that guy sitting over there gets up, Don will go over there and suck any farts out of that seat cushion.

Flimph by TantraRabbit November 29, 2005

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flimph

reproductive parts - male or female. Generally used when discussing these parts with children. Like weenie or peepee.

Stop playing with your flimph Suzy! Or
Bill liked to touch a flimph whenever he could. Especially lady flimphs.

flimph by Anna Marie June 29, 2007

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fliphead

fliphead one who is a fuck and a shithead a less offensive and non vulgar alternative to calling someone a fuckhead

when profanity is unquestionable or unwanted

dude wheres my goddamn air force ones fliphead

man dont know where your goddamn air force ones are i have not seen them fliphead

dude you where the lat one to see my goddamn air force ones hand them over to me fliphead

man you better back off or youre gonna see what stomping in my air force ones looks like fliphead

dude are you threatening me

yes man you better back off

dude you are really uptight

what do you expect to get from me fliphead

ok dude i get you

fliphead by littlejimmie March 29, 2019

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Flumphy

A term used for your lover which describes them as being adorable funny with a contagious smile. A person who would withhold this title would be tall, dark and athletic with an obsession with the word ‘AGGHHHHHHHHHHH’

Friend-“Hi who are you waiting for”
You-“I’m waiting for my flumphy”
Friend-“awww isn’t he cute”
Me- “no he’s a flumphy”
(It can only be used for one person and they are called seahorse)

Flumphy by Seadevil August 22, 2020