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fire bag 

"You could smoke a fire bag yeah, of grass yeah."
Juvenile - "Back That Thang Up."
fire bag by Fetus Cumsicle December 30, 2006

Fire Fan Bag 

A game started by guys involving 1) alcohol, 2) boredom, 3) plastic grocery bag, 4) ceiling fan, 5) lighter fluid, and 6) a golf club.

To play, place plastic bag on end of golf club, and turn ceiling fan on. Spray lighter fluid onto plastic bag, and light on fire. Throw bag into fan via golf club, and enjoy fire streaking through air in a circular manner. Laugh as necessary. (Note: If bag falls onto carpet, hopefully you are wearing shoes to put out fire, or else you will not get your apartment deposit back.)

Said game originated circa 2007 in an apartment in Scottsdale, AZ, by drunk men with seemingly little common sense.
"It looks like we have a few minutes to waste before we go to the bars and attempt to pick up chicks... let's play fire fan bag!"
Fire Fan Bag by mhackett7 October 10, 2007

flaming ball bag that is on fire 

botch is a flaming ball bag that is on fire

Firebagged 

1. The position that is a result of a problem or bad situation that seems impossible to solve/get out of.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair or incomplete.
3. To be in serious trouble.
4. In western Canada: being forced or tricked into the position described above as a result of an economic downturn.
1. "We're totally Firebagged! Not even McGyver could get outta this one."
2. This truck is Firebagged! Is sounds like there's a miniature horse screaming under the hood!"
3. Leena "Can we bribe the guards to let us out of this Mexican Prison?"
Gordie "Not after what you did - we're Firebagged!"
4. "He said there were only a few things wrong with his car, so I agree to fix it for $75. Once I looked under the hood I realized he totally Firebagged me."
Firebagged by UrbanBabelFish May 17, 2010

Firebagger 

A person nominally of the political left viewed as excessively critical of President Barack Obama, especially if the tendency is to reflexively or obsessively criticize him and seemingly not other political figures. Etymology: Jane Hamsher's popular, left-leaning FireDogLake blog was regarded by Democratic moderates as having gone around the bend in being hypercritical, such as when Hamsher appeared on Fox News to denounce Obama's Health Care Bill, got involved with Neocon zealot Grover Norquist and even reportedly Tea Party activists. Thus, <b>FireDogLake + Teabagger. </b>
"Firebaggers are just pissed because Obama hasn’t invited them into the Whitehouse and/or isn’t the Great Liberal Savior they thought he was going to be (depending on the firebagger doing the bitching)."

NOTE: I tried several links to sources but links are rejected here; the term Firebagger can easily be googled.
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The sack that holds testicles. It's nasty hellish name comes from the fact that they burn like fuck when kicked.
Please do not kick people's firebags. IT BURNS LIKE FUCKING HELL!!!
Firebag by TrollMaster666 September 28, 2021