Farveguard 

A censoring app for you cell phone that keeps guys from sending pictures of there dicks that are unwanted.

Brittany got the new Farveguard app for her iPhone to keep that nasty fat kid from sending her pictures of him straddling his meat stick.

Farveguard by Blubyu18 December 2, 2010

chocolate fireguard 

Something useless. can be used as an adjective.

'The Scottish defence is totally chocolate fireguard.'

chocolate fireguard by The Moai April 6, 2005

freeguard 

A "freeguard" is someone who gives an unusual air of casual adventure and often has the desire be around funny people to accommodate for the strange humour done by him.

Wow, now that guy is a freeguard if I ever saw one

freeguard by Hamethley March 11, 2018