Fart Parcel 

A Fart Parcel is a gift achieved by storing bodily gasses in a cardboard cuboid structure of matter.

fart parcels are great gifts for children

My dad got me a fart parcel for Christmas. It stunk

Fart Parcel by thephantomdoodler August 19, 2009

fart parcels 

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

fart parcels by jambags38 September 26, 2011

fartnarcel

a person who sits in a bathtub with water and while farting bites the bubbels as they hit the surface

dude id fartnarceling in the bathtub

fartnarcel by Willy B Goode September 10, 2010