Fanus 

It's where your anus is on your face.
Anus + Face = fanus

You ugly little fanus!

Fanus by Trent and Jamilah October 30, 2004

fanus 

Someone who doesn't care about girls. He just goes from one to another and tells each and every one of them he loves them when he really doesn't. A player.

That Fanus only wants in a girls pants and then on to the next.

fanus by #yourstruly November 28, 2011

Fanus 

When someone has a goatee or facial hair growth that approximates the hairy area around the anus.

Why do so many professional baseball players grow goatees that give them a fanus?

Fanus by Fanus hater September 25, 2009

Fanus 

Fire Anus; from to much spicy foods. The feeling your anus gets when you eat or drink things that burn when they come out.

I went to work with a mad case of fanus from to much chicken wings and beer the night before.

Sometimes you realize you have a big day at work and you need to lay off the hot wings because you can't deal with the fanus.

Fanus by Dcline319 April 28, 2011

fanus 

A fan that is so obsessed with a band or artist that they become an anus.

OMG DID YOU HEAR!?! SAM IS TURING INTO A FANUS

fanus by bopos January 24, 2015

Fanus 

A person with a really fat ass i.e fat + anus.
or
a fat ass

Man, that maths teachers a fanus
or
man that teacher has such a fanus

Fanus by dang March 1, 2005

Fanus 

When you titty fuck a woman and then do a 180 so she eats your taint. So I've been told by Moses.

"When not busy wailing on my pecks, I give the ladies a little fanus......tehn I go to the Firks'"

Fanus by Googles May 18, 2006