Evil Poptart 

The king and lord of all pop-tarts who will one day liberate all of his kind and take over earth as the master race.

"We worship you, O mighty Evil Poptart!"

Evil Poptart by Negative November 11, 2003

evil poptart 

a little poptart who is evil beyond belief and will bite back if you try to eat her

laura... the shooort onnnnnne

evil poptart by darknesscalledlove April 2, 2004

evil poptart 

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

evil poptart by drey&rin December 28, 2002

Evil Poptart 

Me in 7th grade

Back from camp...
"Um, honey...why do you have 'evil poptart' written all over your arms?"
"BECAUSE I AM AN EVIL POPTART"

Evil Poptart by Skibby November 13, 2003