Eurocrunk 

A type of music typified by it's use of wobbly baselines and Crunk-esqe beats. Simultaneously akin to grime, 8-bit and crunk, this peculiar blend is a many-headed beast, a mixture of crazy Euro lyricism and glitchy blip-hop over snazzy syncopated beats. Smoe of its best representatives are, from Germany, Modeselektor, from France, TTC & Kazey Adn Bulldog. EuroCrunk is also championed by the likes of Italians, The Crookers and in the UK Stupid Fresh and Record labels such as 'Potty Mouth'.
Eurocrunk is played by DJ's such as Sinden And Herve, Jesse Rose, MegaDebt, Boy 8-Bit, Duke Dumont, RadioClit, Switch, Fake Blood and A-Trak.

Can also be known as 'Wonk' and 'Ghetto House'

1. "Man that rhythm is really bumpin'. Thats some WICKED Eurocrunk the DJ is pushin' tonight!"
2. Q) "Whats that new Crookers remix like man?"
"It's total Eurocrunk! Maybe a little bit Ghetto House though!"

Eurocrunk by Andrew Bail May 26, 2008

EuroCuck 

Getting fucked in the Ass with Free Health Care, Free Education, Paternal Leave, Maternal Leave, Mandatory Work Vacation and Social Security

I just lost my job and as a EuroCuck the government is fucking me by providing me with unemployment benefits and health insurance

EuroCuck by EuroCuck January 9, 2021

emocrunk 

when somebody gets shitfaced drunk and starts getting emo.

Campbell drank like 8 forties and started weeping and listening to Dashboard Guise. Maw-fucka was emocrunk as hell!!

emocrunk by Boguniecki January 7, 2007

eurodrunkle

Noun: half European dude, half sexy Native uncle.

Lady: Damn he looks fine! Where he from?!
Friend: he is half indigenous and half colonizer!
Lady: mmm, I want my sour bread frybread Eurodrunkle man PRONTO

eurodrunkle by Alaskatony April 21, 2021

Eurocuck 

A Eurocuck is a chronically online European who suffers from a crippling superiority complex with a deeply irrational hatred for anything remotely associated with the United States. Usually found haunting Reddit threads, or Twitter/X replies, the Eurocuck thrives on spewing vitriol about the United States and Americans, and how they as Europeans are so much better. Eurocucks love to talk about how the US is a dystopian hellscape while ignoring the fact that their own countries are dealing with skyrocketing costs of living, crippling bureaucracy, dead-end economies, and politicians who want to imprison you for mean words on the internet.

Eurocucks will proudly say “Europe beat the US in the Olympics" by combining all the medals from every EU country, despite the fact that the EU is not a single country. They love calling Americans fat, racist, and uneducated, yet the moment the topic of immigrants, Muslims, or Gypsies comes up, start sounding like a discount Klansman. They complain about “American imperialism” while conveniently forgetting that their own countries plundered half the world for centuries. But at the end of the day, Eurocucks still binge American TV and movies, wear American clothes, use American-made websites, buy technology from American companies like Apple, listen to American music, and desperately hope their tweets go viral on a platform built in California.

“Only a Eurocuck would say America has no culture while listening to Kendrick Lamar on his iPhone and watching Breaking Bad for the fifth time.”

Eurocuck by shinra33459 March 30, 2025