Erkan 

1. A male sex god known to evoke erotic fantasies in women with his charm and good looks.
2. The epitomy of male perfection. Every girl desires an Erkan and will attempt to steal your Erkan if you're lucky enough to have one, and all men strive to be an Erkan.

Yo bitch, off my Erkan! That one's mine. Go find your own.

Damn dude, I wish I was an Erkan. Did you see all the chicks that guy gets? He's like the Pied Piper of bitches.

Erkan by sarabombness March 9, 2009

Erkan 

Literally a piece of Turkish bread

I had some Erkan last night, it was really good.

Erkan by Black Korean Jesus May 15, 2019

Erkan 

The most amazing person you can ever meet, very kind and very caring for the people he loves. He is the type that holds the stuff to himself and never wants to hurt anyone, Erkan can be very lazy but when he wants something he goes for it and works very hard.

Did you meet Erkan?
No!
You def should he is very nice

Erkan by Donotuseurrealname July 15, 2019

Erkan 

Erkan is a crazy boy name of Turks

This is just Erkan thing to do

Erkan by gorevehazir November 21, 2021

Erkan 

Literally a spineless, two faced, Turkish man-child. A man that pretends to be somebody that he is not until it blows up in his face and he is forcd to realize all he still is, is a child.

I thought I met a great person, but he was merely an Erkan.

Make sure you filter for Erkan types when meeting new men. You don't want to end up with someone totally different.

Erkan by tunaman456 October 31, 2023

Erkan 

Literally a spineless, two faced, Turkish man-child. A man that pretends to be somebody that he is not until it blows up in his face and he is forcd to realize all he still is, is a child.

I thought I met a great person, but he was merely an Erkan.

Make sure you filter for Erkan types when meeting new men. You don't want to end up with someone totally different.

Erkan by tunaman456 October 31, 2023

The Erlanger Inhaler

(Earl-ang-er) this occurs while a male is receiving oral sex. Pinch the nose of your partner at precisely 7 seconds before ejaculation. Fearing for her death she will gasp for air forcing her to inhale your seman. Freudian studies of the human mind discovered that after near death experiences the human mind craves and becomes addicted to the first memory immediately following the traumatic event. Thus after she experiences an "Erlanger Inhaler" she will be addicted to the taste of your baby batter for the rest of her natural life.

My uptight girl won't swallow, so after properly administering "The Erlanger Inhaler", she can get enough of it.

The Erlanger Inhaler by Stubby the monkey teaser January 1, 2017