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Woah babe your looking Elwad
Elwad by Azulaita January 15, 2020
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John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.
i almost found god but i found John Elway insted
John Elway by wrastlor December 29, 2010
The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She's amazing, she's popular, kind, fast, funny, sometimes she can be spastic and crazy but she's loveable. Her friends love her but she loves some of her friends more than they know she does. She's really pretty and loyal, and she's also strong. Beware! If anyone breaks her heart, they will suffer from great consequences!
That girl is amazing at everything, she must be an elada.
elada by DiePotatoe May 31, 2014
An amazing sexy man! Loves to Love and be loved. Will do anything for his significant other. Has an amazing head of hair and beautiful smile. Super funny and will draw people towards him. If you ever meet and Eladio then your life is perfect.
"Have you met Samantha's new boyfriend?"
"No. But I heard he is such an Eladio."
Eladio by thisguyrules December 21, 2016
A really great guy with brown hair,
A very trustworthy guy that had many exs and is very funny.
OMG that guy is sooooo Elad...
Elad by BlazeCraftYT January 1, 2019

Elway Cross 

A cross or plus shaped bruise inflicted when the nose of a football contacts the flesh at velocities Elway routinely attained.
You fuckin rocketed that thing. I think it left an Elway cross.
Elway Cross by The Darkness June 15, 2006