Eastburner

A person trying to get someone to fall in love with them, when they have absolutely no chance

Riiiiight. The freshman chessclub member asking the quarterback out? What an eastburner.

Eastburner by Ace Vage November 8, 2007

Eastbourne 

A sizeable town on the East Sussex coast in South East England, often referred to as 'God's Waiting Room', due to the large number of elderly people that live there.

Eastbourne lies between Brighton and Hastings.

Eastbourne by Ed Richardson April 22, 2007

Eastbourne 

Seaside town popular with old people on the SE of England. Its not as bad as some places though and getting better!

"oooh beryl where shall we go this summer"
"i know, lets annoy everyone who lives in Eastbourne."

Eastbourne by _anon September 16, 2005

eastburn 

aka westice-a member of the love sexagon, a branch of the love square. by location a jersey girl but a philly girl at heart. loves malibu bay breezes and every member of the love square. oh and a parrothead

Eastburn, i like you better then his other girlfriend.... "94/7"

eastburn by cozzie February 28, 2008

Eastbourne 

A popular seaside town in East Sussex. There is a number of famous residents there such as British Sun which seems to shine there all the time.
Everyone thinks that it is crowded with Old People. Although it is true that it has an above average amount, there is not THAT many. you should see Hastings.
Everyone thinks that old people live here but they are like so totally wrong because actually insane/Psycho druggies and pirates live here like me.

Yo sun, ever thought about exploring places other than Eastbourne?

Eastbourne by K-Scrawl July 6, 2009

Eastbourne 

A dull seaside town on the English south coast.

Where the English middleclasses go to die.

Boss:- I'm going to transfer you to our Eastbourne office.
Worker:- Noooooooooooooooooooo

Eastbourne by black flag June 2, 2004

ugly middle easterner 

a race of people that shouldn't exist. they are 72% hair, skin is not the prefered black or white and they allways talk in their own language- creepy. The worst thing about them is the feeling of disgust you get being near just one yuck

look out a suicide bomber is in the bushes use your flame thrower joe. scoorch++boom flooooom++ got rid of that osama++ caucasian style, lets eat hmm delicious ribs joe, cooked just right hmm flavory

ugly middle easterner by eminem December 21, 2004