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If you have to ask, you'll never know it.
Daniel: CHOO CHOO, all aboard the esfores esforexpress

/b/tard: what does that even mean

Daniel: you'll never know if you have to ask
esfores by scionoobydoo October 4, 2018
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esoderec 

esoderec

Stereotype for Local middle aged man, works at the Local gas station, and he who lives in his mothers basement, with little to no ambition to work his way out of it.

Probably has a larger than life ego, that does not match his life experience and skill levels. He has strong opinions but somehow blames all his unfortunate life circumstances on others, but yet is eager to point out how everyone should adjust their own life.

Is probably dating a close family member, and you are quite unsure about the whole thing.
What a frustrating thing when you realize that you are an esoderec

My cousin is dating an esoderec, how do I deal with that fact?
esoderec by Derick goudet July 9, 2020
EFOD - eye full of dick

This happens when you are entering a mens bathroom and you try to scope out where the urinals are located. Occasionally one accidentally gets and eye full of dick when looking for the urinal. This normally occurs when there is a lack of privacy dividers between urinals.

Trough-style urinals at sporting events are also common for having a high risk of EFOD exposure. Also common at strip clubs.

Unfortunately, EFOD exposure will likely be tattooed in ones brain for the remainder of the day.
Guy 1: "Hey, wheres the pisser?"

Guy 2: "Back by the other stripper pole, oh but be careful dude, I got an EFOD looking for the urinal.. there's no fuckin dividers."
EFOD by team este April 21, 2009

Chloie Esford

Chloie Esford is typically a girl that is literally so cute and nice and pretty and gives you lots of butterflies when you see her. She is always by your side when you need her, and will always be there to guide you.
Look at that girl! She reminds me of Chloie Esford

Esodophobia 

Ex.1: She was kinda a prude 'cause she had esodophobia.

Ex.2: "That bitch wouldn't sleep with me, she must have esodophobia."
Esodophobia by ShelbyKilljoyy April 4, 2012