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Dungeon Troll

Any poor son of a bitch who performs a vital role, yet is confined to a basement office, which may have been a storage closet originally.

Also, a mixed drink:

1 1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
1/2 oz absinthe
1 clean, unstuffed green olive

Pour absinthe over olive in a chilled cocktail glass. Shake vodka and vermouth together with ice, pour slowly (over a spoon, if possible) into glass with absinthe to mingle, not mix ingredients. Serve with an insult.
My iPhone doesn't sync with my blackberry. Get one of the dungeon trolls to look into it before I get back from the back nine.
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Troll in the dungeon 

A video to use when someone trolls, for example posting an unsolvable math question on Yahoo Answers
Solve: x(x-4)=8
Troll in the dungeon! Troll in the dungeon!
Troll in the dungeon by frabrizio December 19, 2017

Troll in the dungeon! 

A phrase made popular by Professor Quirrell in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Also can be used to describe an impending trip to the toilet. When you have to go number-two...bad.
While sprinting to the toilet, Javier yelled, "Everybody get outta my way! I had Mexican food twice yesterday and there's a nasty troll in the dungeon!"
Troll in the dungeon! by ibripped October 15, 2013